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Thursday, November 18, 2010

National Opt-Out Day Suggestions

(image courtesy of the incomparable Oleg Volk)

Per the content of Venlet's piece here, a few suggestions for the upcoming National Opt-Out Day next Wednesday:

1) Gutsy guys and dolls who must fly should strongly consider wearing freedom-flight kilts, sans knickers, of course. Opt-out of the milliwave machine and really vocalize during the offensive touching to follow.

(image courtesy of the equally-incomparable Alvie D. Zane)

2) Another stickier approach is to don incontinence pants under your (old and baggy) trousers, and fill the plastic skivvies with your choice of chocolate or tapioca pudding immediately before entering the TSA security area. Indicate that you'd prefer a pat-down, rather than the milliwave machine. As you are groped, some of the pudding will ooze somewhere, at which point you should nonchalantly reach into your pants, scoop some with your finger, and taste it. Pronounce it "yummy" as the blueshirt retches....

You'll have an uncomfortable flight, but what memories!

3) For those folks not traveling, consider agitating with signs and leaflets along the airport approach roads and passenger transit areas to encourage travelers to

a) opt-out of the milliwave machine, and

b) insist on individual groinital attention by the Touching Smegma Aggressively personnel.

4) While you are in the airport area, see if you can find the employee parking lots where the blue-shirted Testicle Squeezing Agents come and go to work. Once you've done so, you can either share that information in the public interest, or simply save the data for appropriate action later in the struggle.

Got vitriolage?

(image courtesy of the equally-incomparable Alvie D. Zane)


Anonymous Jay Stang said...

Check out http://www.wewontfly.com. You can get in touch with meetup groups who plan to protest this on the 24th. I am the organizer for the Houston, Texas protest. Check us out at Houston Opt Out Day on meetup.com.

We will be at the airport, handing out educational literature and talking to people. If we get arrested, oh well.

Sic Semper Tyrannus


November 18, 2010 at 7:14 AM  
Anonymous Justin said...

I must at times travel for business. I will not consent to nude photography of myself or family, nor will I be sexually assaulted. I'll opt out of both, thank you, although you have some funny ideas.

I wonder how long before I get hit with the $10k fine, or lose my job over this. Whatever.

Appropriate action later. Like it.


November 18, 2010 at 9:50 AM  
Blogger kenlowder said...

While being molested, if you really mist fly, Get the full name of your molester of off their badge. While waiting to board your flight go to your local sex predator data base and check for their name. If found have them arrested immediately by the local police. Be sure to take a picture of any and all molestings of crying children and post them on the web. Should your molester be a criminal be sure to contact the local press as well and your congress critters.

November 18, 2010 at 11:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Find a paint that is body safe but will show up on t he scanners.
Paint something appropriate on your chest (I leave that to your imagination), and watch the TSA's reaction as you volunteer and go through the scanner.
'Nuff said.

B Woodman

November 18, 2010 at 12:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some won't need to opt out; http://floydreports.com/obama-gives-a-pass-tsa-wont-touch-muslims-junk/

November 18, 2010 at 1:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok Pete, I have a problem with your post. Ron Paul writes a bill('American Traveler Dignity Act') disemboweling the TSA, not a peep from you, the only thing i hear is crickets. Then he goes on the House floor yesterday and explains what it entails, still cricket cricket, and then at the end of that bill introduction(on the HOUSE FLOOR - on Cspan) he endorses the TSA "National Opt-Out Day" -- Still nothing from you. What the hell is going on?

November 18, 2010 at 1:58 PM  
Blogger triptyx said...

I figure it's time for a "When Harry Met Sally Restaurant Scene" moment. :)

November 18, 2010 at 3:28 PM  
Anonymous WarriorClass said...

Remember, while the TSA is feeling you up, the banksters and Federal government are picking your pocket:



November 18, 2010 at 3:52 PM  
Anonymous Defender said...

Starting to see stories of TSA agents in uniform on the way to or from "work" being harassed in grocery stores and places like that.
I think they and other govgoons should be required by law to wear their uniforms at all times, not just when they're together in platoon strength.

November 18, 2010 at 5:55 PM  
Anonymous Dirk Flaccid said...

Excellent ideas. Also, wearing a condom slightly filled with goops of vaseline and red food coloring might be mildly amusing. But be sure to wear an HIV ribbon on your shirt.
BTW, as per your last suggestion - on each trip to the airport, try to laearn the name of at least ONE TSA pervert. Finding an address will be easy after that. Using a library computer or internet cafe, list them with local watchdog communities as registered sex offenders. Enroll them in online gay / or NAMBLA blogs, giving their real names and home addresses.
If possible, enter them for mail subscriptions to any paper-edition pervert publications. Also, at your local bookstore or newsstand, get all of those annoying little 'subscribe now' cards that are inserted into magazines of every kind, and fill them out with your local TSA perverts addresses.
List their names and addresses with local dating services, both online AND in the free weekly papers you find in the entrance areas of discount stores, K-Mart, etc.

You KNOW these folks must be lonely and unpopular... why not brighten their days by helping them meet new friends in that way?

November 18, 2010 at 6:36 PM  
Blogger Temnota said...

Opt-Out-Day is getting international attention. Russia's RT television network had a unit doing man-in-the-street interviews on the subject of the TSA in DC on Wednesday for broadcast next week.

November 18, 2010 at 8:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

eat lots of beans preceding trip

November 18, 2010 at 11:37 PM  
Blogger Concerned American said...

Anon 1:58:

Be calm, amigo.

Saw the Paul after I completed this piece. It's in the Friday edition.

November 19, 2010 at 1:19 AM  
Blogger Shy Wolf said...

Can we say "misdirection"?
Why do I get the feeling all this is simply a ruse to get Patriots looking in the wrong direction?

November 19, 2010 at 2:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From anon 1:58

Sorry about that, I think I had a little to much coffee this morning...

Ha Ha :)

November 19, 2010 at 2:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I fly often. I go thru the full body scan, I'm not shy. I dont like it. If I am to be singled out for a groping, I will not allow it,
"touch me you TSA low life and I'll break your fucking arm!" I'll just strip to my birthday suit on the spot. But I may come back later with my friends and our rifles.

November 19, 2010 at 4:54 AM  
Anonymous Defender said...

You ARE being heard! Some airports are thinking about getting rid of TSA probers and hiring private-sector security screeners, who would have an incentive to be polite, considerate and as uninvasive as possible.

November 19, 2010 at 5:09 AM  
Blogger Brock Townsend said...

Some airports are thinking about getting rid of TSA probers and hiring private-sector security screeners, who would have an incentive to be polite, considerate and as uninvasive as possible.
Or the Israeli way.

Former Israeli Airline Security Chief: U.S. Needs To Profile Air Passengers

November 19, 2010 at 5:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've talked it over with the er staff and we decided to strike back. Ant TSA worker coming in for treatment will be required to strip completely down and where the open back gown. They will then be given a full body CT scan. Refusals will be considered altered mental status, for no sane person would refuse a medical test, and they will be sedated, intubated, and foley cathed. All this for just a hang nail treatment.

November 19, 2010 at 9:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I may wind up having to fly with the family, and think I have hit on a solution.

We're going to dress up as Muslims. Burka for the wife, shemagh headscarf for me and number one son.

We may as well make the political correctness work for us for a change.

November 19, 2010 at 12:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anon 9:35
And when you have the TSA agents strip down for their medical exam / treatment, make sure it's done openly, in public, no separate room or privacy curtain even.

B Woodman

November 21, 2010 at 6:09 AM  

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