Denninger: If You're Wondering How Freedom Dies.... You're Seeing It
Read this KD post, followed by Arctic Patriot's letter to Congressman Brady.
Don't forget Congressman Peter King's bright idea.
And this gem from RINO Dan Burton of Indiana.
Do you understand yet?
posted by Concerned American | 3:56 PM
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House Speaker Boehner has already rejected Rep. King's proposal, but majority leader Eric "PATRIOT Act/Freedom Fondles" Cantor wants to read the whole thing first before he gives his opinion. Eager to work WITH the Democrats and Obama, you know. And the RINOs like King.
Ah, that bipartisan spirit.
Can't find the actual text of any of the "anti-inflammatory speech" legislation. Anyone know where I can find the actual text?
Actually, Dan Burton's idea of putting a Plexiglas dome over the congress isn't a bad idea.
Assuming you get a good seal and can pump the air out of it.
Peter King has jumped the Shark.
I will now refer to him going forwad as a complete Douchal*.
Grenadier1
*A Douchal is a unit of measure it is equal to an entire bushel of Douches.
This is FASCINATING. The Supreme Court has ruled that police OUTSIDE a building can, if they suspect flushing or other destruction of evidence INSIDE, break and enter without a warrant. If they smell marijuana and then hear a toilet flush, CRASH is kosher.
I'm sure thinking one hears a pistol slide being racked would work, too.
http://www.macon.com/2011/01/12/1407754/case-of-the-wrong-door-opens-at.html
The West Virginia legislature.
http://www.newsandsentinel.com/page/content.detail/id/543097/Bill-calls-for-revoking-parents--driver-s-license-for-school-absences.html?nav=5061
Warning after five unexcused absences, license yanked after ten. Driving is, after all, a "privilege." So what if you LOSE YOUR JOB 'cause you can't get there? Kids must be indoctrinated. Plus, every day of absence means less federal money.
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Grenadier1 defines a useful new unit of measure: "A Douchal is a unit of measure it is equal to an entire bushel of Douches"
A "Douchal" (doosh-ul) is a useful measure, when it's time to feed the hogs.
By volume, one bushel of "Douchal" is roughly 1.24445663 cubic feet, about 9.3 gallons, and weighs about 77.16 lbs.
For many more Douches, use a larger unit of volume: A "FurDouchalong" (fur-douchal-long) is a Furlong (660 ft) of bushel baskets of Douches.
Example sentence: Congress is a "FurDouchalong".
100 Senators
435 Representatives
5 Delegates
1 Resident
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541 Douches, at one per bushel basket (but extending well over the top of a physical bushel basket).
As a unit of measure, by volume, ground up, a rough first estimate is 660 linear ft of bushel baskets of Douches, or one "FurDouchalong".
(someone, please check my math)
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Now a Bushel is 17" diameter. So there are only 466 bushel baskets per 660 linear ft (one furlong).
The volume of each bushel is roughly 1.24445663 cubic feet.
466 bushels volume equates to roughly 580 cubic feet.
At roughly 62 lbs per cubic foot, a "FurDouchalong" weighs about 35,946 pounds!
Divided out, that equates to only 66 lbs per Legislator.
Using a more realistic 170 pounds average weight, it is estimated that the Federal Legislature is 256% FurDouchalong.
Add in some porkulous and the average weight goes up. And they sure are dense.
So we see that Congress is more than too "FurDouchalong".
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Spread out as a paste, the "FurDouchalong" would be 660 ft long by 17" wide by 7.44” tall. Deep Doo-Doo. Don’t step in it!
Another example of volume: In a 1,000 ft radius, we have 3,141,592 square feet, or just over 72.12 acres! A “FurDouchalong” would be spread to a depth of .0022 inches, .056mm, to cover the entire 1,000 ft radius. This is smaller than “small” raindrops (about .02 inches, .5mm per small drop). So a “FurDouchalong” would cover a 1,000 ft radius in a ‘thin mist’.
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The “Douchal” proves itself as a useful measure.
The ‘english’ measure of “FurDouchalong” has some uses, also, when measuring large volumes.
The “EuraDouchal” (you’re-a-douchal) is the metric unit, defined as exactly 1,000 “Douchals”; roughly 10% larger than two of the english “FurDouchalong” (similar to kilograms vs pounds).
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Is Burton channeling the 1954 Puerto Rican attack on CONgress? Oddly enough no barriers were put up after that little brouhaha.
Screw the lairds and ladies; put them out amongst us in their skivvies :)
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