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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Fed Tale

Over the transom from an old Drug War amigo:

A DEA agent stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."

The rancher says, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.

The DEA officer verbally explodes, saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher.

"See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish... On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"

The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

"Your badge. Show him your BADGE!"


Anonymous Anonymous said...

ROFL! If only there were some more bulls in the world to run down the pigs on this animal farm.

In a similar vein, here's the WWJD scene from Madea Goes To Jail.


1:06, "(gasp), Did you show him your bracelet Cora!?"

February 23, 2010 at 4:16 AM  
Blogger George Donnelly said...

That is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.

February 23, 2010 at 1:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read this joke years ago.

It's still funny!

February 23, 2010 at 5:07 PM  
Blogger Wyn Boniface said...

I like that one.

February 23, 2010 at 5:23 PM  

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