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Friday, January 30, 2009

Get Your Stinking-Cheap NRA Wine Right Here, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Goodness me!

In an email received this evening by NRA members, the Lairds of Fairfax have stooped to hawking table plonk.

Is there anything the Lairds won't do for money?

Next, I'm thinking that a NRA Geek-o-Rama Sideshow would be a real crowd-pleaser. We could have Wayne "He's French, You Know" LaPierre garbed in a blaze-orange skintight latex jumpsuit biting the heads off live poultry, while an overall-and-gingham-clad Chris "Deep Insider" Cox demonstrated various techniques of, shall we say, animal husbandry.

NRA Board Member Joaquin "I'm a Law Enforcement Legend" Jackson could tell us again how "assault weapons need to be (only) in the hands of the military and the police."

Then, to top off the freak show, former NRA President Sandy "Harvard Law" Froman could enter on rollerskates while juggling piglets and tell us all again what a famous victory Heller was.

Man, I know I'd pay big bucks to hear all of these mutts tell us, once again, how that SCOTUS decision means that the "Second Amendment as an individual right now becomes a real permanent part of American Constitutional law.”

We could make and sell DVDs afterwards, and maybe even have pay-per-view live streaming video.

Then, after enough money is raised to pay these overpriced Quislings' salaries and expense accounts, we could get back to business.

Like instead of spamming their membership earlier this evening with emails pushing rotgut wine, how's about calling in the chits for the Senators NRA helped to elect and get one or more holds put against AG-nominee Eric Holder?


That might burn bridges. Senators, law enforcement Gauleiters, and various imperial lobbyists might not invite the Lairds to their cocktail parties after such a radical step.

Can't have that.

Not if Wayne et al are going to keep their membership in the exclusive DC Insiders club, a/k/a The Beltway Bandits.

After all, they've got a wine business to keep afloat.


Drop the NRA.

Join GOA. They sent this email alert re the last stand against Holder this morning.

Let Wayne and his posse twist in the wind.

They've earned it.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

You mean cheap WHINE.

As in cheap sell out whores. And like a whore paid to pretend she is protecting her virtue, to make the sport more fun, they play at resisting, but then give it up in the end.

January 30, 2009 at 2:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ya gots ta be kiddin', vino?

I guess cheese is next (whine and cheesie crowd?), uh no they *passed* (eh hem) on that already...

I've been smellin' it for years...

Das Katz

January 30, 2009 at 10:34 AM  
Blogger jon said...

"Second Amendment as an individual right now becomes a real permanent part of American Constitutional law.”

yeah, the doormat. nobody ever gets a new one until the old one is worn down to the rubber.

January 30, 2009 at 2:18 PM  
Anonymous joe said...

I cant wait till they start selling hot tubs....

January 31, 2009 at 6:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NRA, GOA, SAF, CCRKBA, etc. - unless they are secretly bribing elected representatives, or threatening them with violence, or extorting votes in some other manner, all are only able to influence legislation by the righteousness of their cause, the number of their members, and ability to motivate those members for or against certain legislation and politicians. I would MUCH rather think of what would happen if GOA had 10 million active members who DON'T COMPROMISE than 10 million NRA members who DO.....thanks in no small part to compromising NRA leaders (Wayne)! Think about THAT the next time you renew your NRA membership.

January 31, 2009 at 10:25 PM  
Anonymous FAITHFUL GOP and NRA supporter said...

Lets see. A highly dedicated and motivated organization has stretched its fund raising options to include wine as a means of increasing their monthly turn key income while providing a genuine savings to their members. Lets jump on them! EVERYBODY!! HEY GUYS!!!! Lets all get on the NRA bashing band wagon!! God bless America, the GOP, and the NRA. Shame on all of you for bad mouthing such a time honored organization that has absolutely become a staple in American history and the fight to protect the 2nd amendment. Damn liberals.......lol.

March 7, 2009 at 4:35 PM  
Blogger Concerned American said...

Always glad to hear from an altekampfer in the Old Party.

You're one of the fools (at best) responsible for the mess that surrounds us.

Nice work, schmuck.

Die soon.

March 7, 2009 at 4:54 PM  

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