How to Not Vote And Still Be Socially Acceptable

The always-brilliant Onion gives us this video advice on how to blend successfully with The Herd as they bleat, moo, cluck, and chirp re the McCainiac/Obamessiah socialist/communist run-off campaign and election.

As the video plays, keep one eye on the text "election tips" in the lower half of the screen for helpful hints on distinguishing the candidates.

Enjoy your weekend.