Monday, November 3, 2008

Vanderboegh: Obama Will Change the World

Obama: 'I Will Change The World'

Caption: Barack Obama has promised to "change the world" if he is elected

With just three days to go he and his opponent John McCain are touring key states in an effort to woo undecided voters. Senator Obama is still almost seven points ahead in the Real Clear Politics poll of polls, but the gap has narrowed slightly. At a rally in Henderson, Nevada, he warned his supporters against complacency. "At this defining moment in history, you can give the country the change we need," he said. Sky News' Michelle Clifford, who was at the rally, said Mr Obama was trying to leave nothing to chance.

"He'll be using every ounce of his resources to get the vote out," she said.

My apologies. The person responsible for the selection of the photo above to illustrate this story maliciously substituted the photo of Der Fuhrer for The Lightworker. He has been sacked.

Here is the photo he should have inserted.

Caption: Barack Obama has promised to "change the world" if he is elected

The person hired to replace the photo of the Der Fuhrer with the original below has also been sacked.


Caption: Barack Obama has promised to "change the world" if he is elected.

The person responsible for sacking the previously sacked persons has himself been sacked. Here is the actual photo of Barack Obama. I might as well do it myself.

Caption: Barack Obama has promised to "change the world" if he is elected.

I have apparently been infected with the same virus of the previously sacked.

I quit.
NOTE: If you see an appreciable difference between Barack Obama and the other charismatic "world changers" above, let me know.

Mike Vanderboegh

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6 comments:

  1. Clearly, the ex-employees need a visit from the Spanish Inquisition.

    :)

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  2. I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!

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  3. "If you see an appreciable difference between Barack Obama and the other charismatic "world changers" above, let me know."
    1) Our elections are a tad more democratic than the, shall we say, alternative methods, so to speak, that installed the others. In that context, Bush's "elections" have much more in common with your above comparisons. That he was far more incompetent a fascist, than even Mussolini, is our good luck.
    2) Where is Obama's armed support, brown shirts marching in the streets, peasants storming the Winter Palace? Even Bush had Cheney, shotgun blasting away at...oh...never mind.
    I'm going to bed now.

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  4. Scott said:
    "Our elections are a tad more democratic than the... alternative methods, so to speak, that installed the others."

    Hitler was democratically elected.

    "Where is Obama's armed support, brown shirts marching in the streets...?"

    You remember Obama talking about the need for a "civilian armed force equal in power to the military"?

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  5. Obama: "We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we've set. We’ve got to have a civilian national security force that’s just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded,”

    http://www.cnsnews.com/public/content/article.aspx?RsrcID=33752

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  6. Expect a visit from the Civilian Defense Force.

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