The cool thing about chains and shackles is that once broken, they can be used to mercilessly beat one's former captors. You can break a lot of stuff with them, too.
Make no mistake however, any attempt to break one's chains should be sudden and violent. (Not violent as in bloodshed, but violent as in violence-of-action, quick, shocking, and fully committed to.) Any hesitation will result only in the wrath of one's captors. A full, clean break, or don't even bother.
Now all we need is the dwarf from Willow yelling to the crowd: "Now let us consult the bones!" --then whispering to his apprentice "The bones tell me nothing."
The cool thing about chains and shackles is that once broken, they can be used to mercilessly beat one's former captors. You can break a lot of stuff with them, too.
ReplyDeleteMake no mistake however, any attempt to break one's chains should be sudden and violent. (Not violent as in bloodshed, but violent as in violence-of-action, quick, shocking, and fully committed to.) Any hesitation will result only in the wrath of one's captors. A full, clean break, or don't even bother.
Justin
Be interesting to see what the new Republican majority does about this, and those Tea Party-supported election winners.
ReplyDeletePost-Halloween is a great time to get your plastic or rubber shackles at a discount for those protests.
As an ex-pagan, I loved the Rider-Waite parody. It really begs for a whole deck.
ReplyDeleteThe tarot card parody brought a smile to my face.
ReplyDeleteNow all we need is the dwarf from Willow yelling to the crowd: "Now let us consult the bones!" --then whispering to his apprentice "The bones tell me nothing."